Green eggs and ham, green eggs and ham,
Can we eat nothing else, dear Sam I am?
Don’t you like green eggs and ham?
Not every day, my dear friend Sam.
Then why not try something new?
something special, something blue.
Something blue sounds quite fine,
I’d truly like some new things to dine.
Then why not try blue toast with jam?
You’ll like them much, or I’m not Sam.
My dear friend Sam, you surely jest,
Why this tastes awful when at its best!
No, no, my friend, just give it a try,
It tastes quite better then a poke in the eye!
I’m sorry Sam, but I will not eat it.
This blue toast with jam smells quite feet-ed.
Perhaps you’ll try it in the snow?
Come now, come now, have a go!
Please, oh please, not this again,
Surely you won’t force a friend?
Would you eat them with a baboon?
Perhaps while riding an air balloon?
I will not eat them with a baboon,
Nor while riding an air balloon.
I will not eat them in the snow,
Sam I am, just let me go.